One day Imma gona to Malta to bigga hotel In the morning I go down to eat a breakfast I tell the waitress I wanna 2 pieces of toast She brings me only one piece I tell her I wanna to piece She says go to the toilet I say you dont understand I want to piece on the my plate She say you better no piss on the plate You son of a bitch! I dont even know the lady And she calls me a son on a bitch
Later I go to eat at a bigga resturant The waitress bring me a spoon and a knife, but no fork! I tell her i wanna the fork She tellin me everyone wanna f*** I tell her you dont understand I wanna fork on the table She say you better not f*** on the table You son of a bitch!
So i go back to my room in a hotel And there is no sheets on the bed Call the manager and im tellin him I wanna sheet! He tellin me go to the toilet I say you dont understand I wanna sheet on my bed! He say you better not s*** on my bed You son of a bitch!
I go to the check out and the man in the desk says Peace on you, I said piss on you too you son on a bitch! Im goin back to Italia, Arrivederci
Enviado por Turra Ossau em 11/03/2007
Código do texto: T409336