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My heart belongs to Daddy

When Trump was a child,
His mother asked him:
“My boy, why are you so wild?
Why do you love to kill?"
”You killed all your friends,
And so killed your father.
And killing, what really do you intend?
Just only hurt your mother?”

Crying, the little Trump said:
“Mom,the only thing that I love is the crime.
Why do you mades me so bad?
Now Mom,start to prie,because it’s your time,
To see Daddy "

NE: Psicografado de um soldado vietnamita