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Very True (ha ha ha)

 
 
 
 
 
I dialed a number and got
the
following recording:
 "I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
 I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."
~~~~~
At pilot training back in the Air Corps
they taught us,
"Always try to keep
the number of landings equal
to the number of take offs you make."
~~~~~
Little Tommy had been
to
birthday party at a friend's house.
 Knowing his sweet tooth,
Tommy's mother looked straight
into his eyes and said,
"I hope you didn't ask
for a second piece of cake."
"No, but I asked Mrs. Smith
for the recipe
so you could make one like it,
and she gave me two more pieces
without asking."
~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~
My wife and I had words,
but
I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
As my five year old son and I
were headed to McDonald's one day,
we passed a car accident.
Usually when we see something terrible
like that, we say a prayer
for those who might be hurt,
so I pointed and said to my son,
"We should pray."
From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block
the entrance to McDonald's."
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to
find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give
without remembering
and
take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that,
by the time you're old enough
to know your way around,
you're not
going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman
so as to give him time
to
think of an answer
for
her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught
to
respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning
is
the dawn of a new error.
~~~~~
The best computer is man,
and
it's the only one that can be
mass produced
by unskilled labor.
Fernando Remedios
Enviado por Fernando Remedios em 12/09/2006
Código do texto: T238272
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Fernando Remedios
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